Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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