shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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