that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
