Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Randomize
