I want to walk on stilts...naked
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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