physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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