Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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