He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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