Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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