She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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