youre lurking in front of me
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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