My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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