we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Randomize
