Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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