So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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