Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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