He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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