I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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