As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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