he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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