she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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