so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
