In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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