went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
