Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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