It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I think i got beer on your cat.
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