i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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