I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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