Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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