Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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