he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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