Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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