Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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