I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Dicks are not precious.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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