I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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