i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
is that a dick in a sweater?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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