school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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