just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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