i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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