I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she pinky promised me she was 18
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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