Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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