yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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