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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.

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  I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops

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• (817): View more from Texas

  You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?

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• (518): View more from New York

  He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"

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• (512): View more from Texas

  why does the wii remote smell like your vag?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂

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• (914): View more from New York

  these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.

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