That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The dick lei will go down in squad history
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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