Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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