i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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