whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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