i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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