I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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