I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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