Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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