Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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