what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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